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  • A. What? They’re playing a venue with seats? Sellouts.
  • B. [Insert band’s name here] early stuff was cool, but their new album sucks.
  • C. Thrift stores are so yesterday. I weave my sweaters from my corgi’s sheddings.
  • D. $25 for a t-shirt?! Now I know how it feels to be oppressed.

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